
This is sure to get you chuckling out loud. You couldn’t make it up even if you tried. Below are some real extracts from various UK Insurance Claim forms.
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‘My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle’ |
‘I told the police I was not injured, but upon removing my hair, I found that I had a fractured skull.’ |
‘I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him’ |
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‘The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.’ |
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Question: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? Answer: Travelled by bus? |
‘There was no damage to the car, as the gatepost will testify’ |
‘A bull was standing near and the fly must have tickled him as he gored my car’ |
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‘I had to turn the car sharper than was necessary owing to an invisible lorry.’ |
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‘First car stopped suddenly, second car hit first car and a haggis ran into the rear of second car’ |
‘The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.’ |
‘A dog on the road braked, causing a skid’ |
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‘Wilful damage was done to the upholstery by rats.’ |
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‘I unfortunately ran over a pedestrian and the old gentleman was taken to hospital much regretting the circumstances’ |
‘Cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.’ |
‘I ran into a shop window and sustained injuries to my wife’ |
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‘As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before, making me unable to avoid the accident.’ |
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‘The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end’ |
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